The Snail’s Pace Date
A man and a woman sit. They are in a fancy restaurant. The man talks. The woman smiles. They eat. The man talks more. The woman yawns. The man talks and talks. The woman sleeps. The waiter brings the check. The man pays. The woman wakes up. They leave. The man walks fast. The woman walks slow. Like a snail. The man looks back. He sighs. He never gets to first base.
